Easy German lessons ;-)

[Trenchfriend]

Auf einem tschechischen Tischchen steht ein chinesisches Fläschchen!!

 

[Trenchfriend]

What's the German for I know nothing!

Sorry, I've overseen!

I know nothing = ICH WEIß NIX!!


Ich seh Nix, ich hör Nix, ich bin heute Morgen garnicht aufgestanden! (FW Schultz)

 

[Trenchfriend]

Private Schneewittchen still doesn't like german-barking Drill Srgt..

 

[Tiki Tom]

okay, okay. In fairness, some of those jokes are a little mean. Most of the Germans that I know do indeed have a sense of humor.

 

[Trenchfriend]

Gnädige Frau machen einen KNICKS !!

 

[Turnip]

okay, okay. In fairness, some of those jokes are a little mean. Most of the Germans that I know do indeed have a sense of humor.

I would say, the main difference is just that most Germans understand the language these jokes are told in, in opposite to the other way round…

 

[Trenchfriend]

The first butterflies, today!

S.c.h.m.e.t.t.e.r.l.i.n.g

 

[Turnip]

Tagpfauenauge?

 

[Trenchfriend]

Tagpfauenauge?

Not really.
"Admiral"/Vanessa Atalanta.