vitanola
I'll Lock Up
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I used to passably dance the Chareleston, the Shimmy, the Black Bottom, the Two-Step, the One-Step, the Turkey Trot, the Maxxie and the Grizzly Bear, as well as a reasonably good Czesky Polka and the Rhinelander. Unfortunately the Better Half does not dance at all, so the past twenty-five years have been pretty sedate. Mostly the odd fox trot or waltz at a wedding.
You should see me dance the Charleston
You should see my limbs flying round
You should see my legs a wobble
To the syncopated sound
When the Gramophone is playing
I always have to go
For a toddling, bouncing Charleston
Is the merriest fun I know
But now I'm old and shaky
I've lost my breath, you see
My limbs are getting quaky
and scarcely will bear me
I'm never asked to dances
I'm long since on the shelf
(but) A Victrola's in the attic
So I'll dance it by myself!
You should see me dance the Charleston
in the attic all alone
You should see my arms a-flying
you should hear me bump my dome
When the Graphophone is playing
If my knees they do not give
I will dance the snakey charleston
as long as I may live!
You should see me dance the Charleston
You should see my limbs flying round
You should see my legs a wobble
To the syncopated sound
When the Gramophone is playing
I always have to go
For a toddling, bouncing Charleston
Is the merriest fun I know
But now I'm old and shaky
I've lost my breath, you see
My limbs are getting quaky
and scarcely will bear me
I'm never asked to dances
I'm long since on the shelf
(but) A Victrola's in the attic
So I'll dance it by myself!
You should see me dance the Charleston
in the attic all alone
You should see my arms a-flying
you should hear me bump my dome
When the Graphophone is playing
If my knees they do not give
I will dance the snakey charleston
as long as I may live!
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