Blackhorse
One of the Regulars
- Messages
- 129
- Location
- Portland, Oregon - USA
I'd forgotten how much fun this bit of nonsense was. It was on again and I sat there chuckling at Steve, drooling over Rachel, lusting at the hats (or were those last two the other way around?) and generally having a good time with it all. What a tour de force! It's impressive when something pays homage to a Noir and does it in such a positive, entertaining manner. It's easy to forget how talented Mr. Martin is. And, it's sad to think how good we all could look if we still (as a culture) dressed like that! Jeez...even the NAZI'S looked good!!!
Let's see...if instead of the swastika on those uniforms they had worn...say, a Happy Face!!! Well, I guess then it would have been written by Mel Brooks instead of Carl Reiner...and Cloris Leachman (sporting big conical boobs, aka High anxiety) would have been in it instead of Rachel Ward...and it would have been called, "Dead Men Don't Wear Zoots!" or something! Well, now you can see why Hollywood hasn't tapped me for any screenplays lately!
Let's see...if instead of the swastika on those uniforms they had worn...say, a Happy Face!!! Well, I guess then it would have been written by Mel Brooks instead of Carl Reiner...and Cloris Leachman (sporting big conical boobs, aka High anxiety) would have been in it instead of Rachel Ward...and it would have been called, "Dead Men Don't Wear Zoots!" or something! Well, now you can see why Hollywood hasn't tapped me for any screenplays lately!