Clean Jokes

[02 nighttrain]

3 times for me

 

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[Turnip]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Tiki Tom]

3 times for me

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I am not showing that one to my wife. She would slap me silly.

 

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[Bamaboots]

 

[BobHufford]

 

[Turnip]

 

[02 nighttrain]

Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?

Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

At my age "Getting Lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came In there for.

 

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[Frunobulax]

"If I'd only wanted one drink I'd have gone to communion!"

 

[Doctor Damage]

haha, this t-shirt



source: https://store.tortmuseum.org/collections/t-shirts/products/flaming-pinto-t-shirt-organic

 

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[LostInTyme]

Dad, do you know what a solar eclipse is?


No, sun.

 

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