Clean Jokes

[My Scooter]

 

[Frunobulax]

Two atoms walk into a bar,

I've lost an electron!"

"Are you sure?"

"Yes, I'm positive!"

 

[My Scooter]

 

[BobHufford]

 

[Trenchfriend]

"My home is my Kasseler."

Colonel/Oberst Klink

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[BobHufford]

 

[My Scooter]

 

[Zombie_61]

Merry Christmas from the US Air Force.

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Why, exactly, is the "flying boom" attached to Blitzen's head?

 

[Frunobulax]

Why, exactly, is the "flying boom" attached to Blitzen's head?

Blitzen was in a horrible accident in 1947, which necessitated him being rebuilt by the USAF Wright Laboratories here at Wright-Patterson AFB. It was at that time he was fitted with a valve for accepting fuel. It's actually oats and ground up MREs being transferred, not a petroleum product.

 

[Turnip]

Dying professions: The Sea Mine Blacksmith

 

[Trenchfriend]

I don't care, if this classic is mostly faked or not. 1:20 always gets me again!! Killer-stare!

 

[Turnip]

 

[My Scooter]

 

[Zombie_61]

Blitzen was in a horrible accident in 1947, which necessitated him being rebuilt by the USAF Wright Laboratories here at Wright-Patterson AFB. It was at that time he was fitted with a valve for accepting fuel. It's actually oats and ground up MREs being transferred, not a petroleum product.

Thanks, man! I knew I could count on you for the truth.

 

[Frunobulax]

Thanks, man! I knew I could count on you for the truth.

 

[Turnip]

That’s it for this year…

 

[Trenchfriend]

That’s it for this year…

"JEEESUS, what a day!!"

Jesus: "Are you kidding me, give these nice girls some fine warm pants!!"

 

[BobHufford]

 

[My Scooter]