Clean Jokes

[Tiki Tom]

 

[Bamaboots]

 

[LostInTyme]

Go ask Alice, I think she'll know.

 

[Turnip]

 

[Bamaboots]

 

[Bamaboots]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Tiki Tom]

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

Elifiknow.

 

[LostInTyme]

 

[Bamaboots]

 

[Trenchfriend]

@Bamaboots
I get the joke, but do the Northern not know about reed?

 

[Frunobulax]

@Bamaboots
I get the joke, but do the Northern not know about reed?

The joke is that us Yanks are too dumb to know the difference.

We have cattails north of the Mason-Dixon, too. Bless their hearts...

 

[GHT]

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Something definitely lost in translation. Even though Google came up with an answer, I'm none the wiser.

 

[Bamaboots]

Never thought the cat tail plant would create such confusion.

 

[Frunobulax]

Never thought the cat tail plant would create such confusion.

Wait, so they're not corndogs?

 

[Bamaboots]

 

[Hurricane Jack]

Wait, so they're not corndogs?

In this brave new world of ours, the Corndog prefers to self-identify as a calzone: meat fully enclosed in a bread dough.

The lowly Hot Pocket prefers to self-identify as a panini: meat, pepperoni, bacon, Mozzarella cheese, & grilled veggies in tomato sauce contained in a small Italian bread roll.

It makes them both feel more nutritious, less like a snack & more main course.

 

[Frunobulax]

In this brave new world of ours, the Corndog prefers to self-identify as a calzone: meat fully enclosed in a bread dough.

The lowly Hot Pocket prefers to self-identify as a panini: meat, pepperoni, bacon, Mozzarella cheese, & grilled veggies in tomato sauce contained in a small Italian bread roll.

It makes them both feel more nutritious, less like a snack & more main course.

LOL.

Y'know, I don't think I've ever had a Hot Pocket.

 

[Hurricane Jack]

Y'know, I don't think I've ever had a Hot Pocket.

Your arteries will thank you for that!

 

[LostInTyme]