Clean Jokes

[Trenchfriend]

In a bad mood, it always gets me!

 

[Zombie_61]

In a bad mood, it always gets me! ...

Uhh...a white male living in Germany posting a video with the "N" word in the title? Yeah, that can only end well. You probably want to remove that before you get in trouble.

 

[Frunobulax]

Uhh...a white male living in Germany posting a video with the "N" word in the title? Yeah, that can only end well. You probably want to remove that before you get in trouble.

"Near?" As in, "The Sheriff is near!!"

 

[Trenchfriend]

@Zombie_61 @Frunobulax
Nah, the joke is pure irony, not in racialist context. And He himself looks black to me.

 

[tonyb]

An ad for Thursday Boots popped up when I logged in a couple minutes ago.

A customer testimonial, saying that after three years he still wears his Thursday boots every week!

Sorry, but as a person with a pair of Redwings he bought new in 1974, and which he still wears while shoveling snow (and dirt) and painting and whatnot, I just couldn’t help but get a chuckle out of that.

Three years! Every week! Get back to me in 2065.

 

[Turnip]

Who says Germans don’t have humor…Audi naming their electrical cars e-tron…

No idea? Ask the French speaking fraction here.

 

[Frunobulax]

Who says Germans don’t have humor…Audi naming their electrical cars e-tron…

No idea? Ask the French speaking fraction here.

Electoral cars? Is that what you drive to attend the electoral college?

 

[Turnip]

A little late…

 

[Frunobulax]

A little late…

That's weird. When I hit quote, it still said electoral. (shrug)

 

[Zombie_61]

@Zombie_61 @Frunobulax
Nah, the joke is pure irony, not in racialist context. And He himself looks black to me.

Context is almost irrelevant; the word itself is offensive to a lot of people. Just a friendly warning, since I clearly have no authority here.

 

[tonyb]

Who says Germans don’t have humor…Audi naming their electrical cars e-tron…

No idea? Ask the French speaking fraction here.

How’d that get by ’em?

That’s downright embarrassing.

 

[Turnip]

No idea. Maybe they hired the same guy who introduced the Pajero for Mitsubishi…


https://www.mitsubishi-motors.de/pajero

 

[LostInTyme]

Don't let the supermarket people take your forehead temperature entering the store. It alters your thought process. I went in for some milk and groceries and came out with a 12 pack of beer and 2 bottles of wine.

 

[tonyb]

No idea. Maybe they hired the same guy who introduced the Pajero for Mitsubishi…


https://www.mitsubishi-motors.de/pajero

Chevy marketed the Nova under a different name in Spanish-speaking markets, for good reason.

 

[LostInTyme]

 

[tonyb]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Trenchfriend]

Why do girls got flowers on their underwear?

That no one thinks of Tuna at first...

 

[LostInTyme]

Old age is knowing that, what doesn't hurt today, will hurt tomorrow, along with whatever hurt yesterday.

 

[Zombie_61]