Clean Jokes

[Hurricane Jack]

Public Service Announcement: Yes, this is a real product. You can buy them through Amazon, Walmart, eBay, and a few other websites but, not surprisingly, not at KFC's restaurants. Also not surprisingly, reviews are not particularly favorable and many say they smell similar to KFC chicken until you ignite them, at which time they smell like burning plastic, wax, and cardboard.

So that's how KFC gets rid of their old grease after changing out the French fryer.

 

[Zombie_61]

So that's how KFC gets rid of their old grease after changing out the French fryer.

Apparently. I'm not sure why anyone would want one. The last few times I was in a KFC the whole place smelled less like fried chicken and a whole lot like a grease fire.

 

[Zombie_61]

 

[Turnip]

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Why shouldn’t an atheist love his/her/div Mexican gardener too?

 

[Turnip]

 

[LostInTyme]

A thief walks into bar and says "Stick 'em up!" Everyone in there is smiling at him, then he notices that everything in the bar is hung on Command Hooks.

 

[LostInTyme]

Is the word, "queue", just a complete waste of four perfectly good letters?

 

[LostInTyme]

If you said, "I seen something.", would it cause a scene?

 

[LostInTyme]

Today is International Skeptics Day….but I don’t believe it….

 

[Hurricane Jack]

Is there anything in Reader's Digest worth digesting?

 

[BobHufford]

 

[LostInTyme]

Oh Casper, grow up already, and at least dress for the occasion.

 

[Turnip]

 

[LostInTyme]

If someone pays you to shovel out a horse stable, does that make you an incomepoop?

I've putting off having my car's brakes fixed every day for months, but today I had to stop.

 

[LostInTyme]

"I caught my son chewing on electrical cords. So I had to ground him. He’s doing better currently and now conducting himself properly."

"I built a model of Mount Everest, and my son asked, 'Is it to scale?' I replied, 'No…it’s to look at.'"

 

[Trenchfriend]

Renault must be a stupid car manufacturer.

If they would launch a Renault Végane, all the girls would run their car dealer's doors in!

 

[Trenchfriend]

Two old friends meet on the street.

"Hey, buddy, how you're doing?

"Fine, no complains. "

"And your wife?"

"Okay, but she got too fat. She got shape 90-60-90. And the other leg, too!"

 

[LostInTyme]

"Without a doubt, my favorite Robin Williams movie is Mrs. Fire."

Ohmmm, there should be a law about this.

 

[Turnip]

 

[Frunobulax]