Clean Jokes

[Zombie_61]

A wonderful crappy joke, I heard today:

What do you sew with compass needles?

West(s)...

Hmm...now, why did I read that in Walter Koenig's voice?

 

[Frunobulax]

Hmm...now, why did I read that in Walter Koenig's voice?

LOL, I did too.

 

[Trenchfriend]

I got your point.

 

[Zombie_61]

Okay then, say it with me: "Nuclear wessels."

 

[Tiki Tom]

What did the zero say to the eight?
Your belt is too tight.

 

[Turnip]

Why can’t pigs ride a bike?
They got no thumbs to ring the bell.

 

[Hurricane Jack]

What did the zero say to the eight?

Just reading that line made me think of Hendrix:

"What if 6 turned out to be 9?"

 

[Frunobulax]

Just reading that line made me think of Hendrix:

"What if 6 turned out to be 9?"

Then your account may be overdrawn.

 

[Hurricane Jack]

Then your account may be overdrawn.

According to the New Math I'd still have $3.00 to spend.

 

[Turnip]

 

[Turnip]

 

[LostInTyme]

 

[LostInTyme]

I decided to visit a psychic so I went to her place and knocked on her door. She said "Who is it?"

So I left.

 

[Frunobulax]

 

[Zombie_61]

It's that time of year again...

 

[Tiki Tom]

I don’t mean to brag, but cashiers are always checking me out.

 

[Turnip]

 

[LostInTyme]

 

[LostInTyme]

A red ship collided with a blue ship.


All the sailors were marooned…..

 

[Zombie_61]

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