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^^^Outside the fenders, I bet.
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Saturday Morning Toons...
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Just for laughs, or, perhaps just a smile or two. Enjoy, please.
A rabbi, a priest, and a Lutheran minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon, his spurs clinking as he walks, his six-shooter slapping at his furry hip. He bellies up to the bar, stares down the bartender, and proclaims, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
An egg and a piece of bacon go into a bar.
Bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve breakfast here."
Decided to have my usual morning sip at the local bar, when I sense someone is next to me, but don't see much.
Turned out it was a set of jumper cables. They ask the bartender for a drink, and he says fine, but don't START ANYTHING.
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar.
The Bartender shouts “Get out of here, we don’t serve your type!”
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
Did you hear the butter rumor?
I'm not going to spread it.
What did the dad buffalo tell his son when he went off to college?
Bison.
What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A stick.
A rabbi, a priest, and a Lutheran minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon, his spurs clinking as he walks, his six-shooter slapping at his furry hip. He bellies up to the bar, stares down the bartender, and proclaims, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
An egg and a piece of bacon go into a bar.
Bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve breakfast here."
Decided to have my usual morning sip at the local bar, when I sense someone is next to me, but don't see much.
Turned out it was a set of jumper cables. They ask the bartender for a drink, and he says fine, but don't START ANYTHING.
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar.
The Bartender shouts “Get out of here, we don’t serve your type!”
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
Did you hear the butter rumor?
I'm not going to spread it.
What did the dad buffalo tell his son when he went off to college?
Bison.
What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A stick.
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"I'll be here at the fabulous Holiday Inn all week, folks. Don't forget to tip your hard working waitresses."
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I usually warn folks who ask about my hats that they may have bitten off more than they care to chew.
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I thought the "Enough about me" definitely worked too.
And she looks real excited!
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In Hawaii, do they laugh out loud?
I bet it just “a-low-ha”
Enjoy your day!
Steven
I bet it just “a-low-ha”
Enjoy your day!
Steven
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