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A pair of old-timers share a park bench.
The first old guy says, "Just got me a new hearing aid. Finest on the market. Set me back $5,000."
"Wow," says the second geezer. "Five grand! That must be one helluva hearing aid. What kind is it?"
"About 2:30," the first guy says.
EDIT: Please excuse me if you've heard this before. I believe it dates from when the Dead Sea was still sick.
The first old guy says, "Just got me a new hearing aid. Finest on the market. Set me back $5,000."
"Wow," says the second geezer. "Five grand! That must be one helluva hearing aid. What kind is it?"
"About 2:30," the first guy says.
EDIT: Please excuse me if you've heard this before. I believe it dates from when the Dead Sea was still sick.