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I'll Lock Up
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Coming home from our Covid vaccine my wife said: "Ooh look, there's that barn you took me behind fifty years ago." Then a saucy grin crossed her face, "come on," she said, "for old times sake." "You can't," I replied, disapprovingly, "someone might see us." "It didn't bother you fifty years ago," she retorted, "besides, it's dark and with Covid, it's deserted."
What could I do? Come on then. A quarter of an hour later we emerged from behind the barn. "Wow," she said, "just wow, you're a dark horse, if I had known that you perform better outdoors I would have dragged you out long ago."
"And if I had known that an electric fence had been installed behind the barn since last time, I wouldn't have gone there," I replied, still trembling.
What could I do? Come on then. A quarter of an hour later we emerged from behind the barn. "Wow," she said, "just wow, you're a dark horse, if I had known that you perform better outdoors I would have dragged you out long ago."
"And if I had known that an electric fence had been installed behind the barn since last time, I wouldn't have gone there," I replied, still trembling.