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Clean Jokes
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Cameroon vs. Austria
"On the soccer world-championship, I watched Cameroon vs. Austria. Why? On the one side exotics, strange culture and wild rituals, wow. And on the other side? Cameroon..."
Roger Rogler, german cabaretist
"On the soccer world-championship, I watched Cameroon vs. Austria. Why? On the one side exotics, strange culture and wild rituals, wow. And on the other side? Cameroon..."
Roger Rogler, german cabaretist
Benny Holiday
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DeaconKC
One Too Many
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Behind every angry woman is a husband with no idea of what he did wrong.
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!
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"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."
Benny Holiday
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People often say Australia's such a big country, with a lot of remote locations. I'd like to share a happy snap of one of those remote locations right now:
Tiki Tom
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What is the old joke? In Germany everything is serious but not urgent. In Austria everything is urgent but not serious.
Tiki Tom
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GHT
I'll Lock Up
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Is that what's meant by the hard cell?
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The trailerhouse needs some old tires on the roof to keep the tarpaper from tearing & blowing off.
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Good double-joke from GDR-time:
A high-rise block was build and collapsed. Court hearing!
Mr. Sand: "I'm innocent. I got the right grain, no acidity, all fine!"
Mr. Brick: "I'm innocent. Super measurements, super burnt, all fine!"
Mr. Beton. "I'm absolutely innocent, because I was not taking part!"
Then, the house was build new, BUT they forgot the toilet installations!
"What do we do, now??"
"That's easy.
"In the first floor, we stick the baby cot in. They shit in their diapers.
In the second floor, we stick the Volkspolizei in. They are too stupid to shit.
In the third floor, we stick the Stasi in. There, one shits the other on.
In the fourth floor, we stick the State Council in. They must go to Moskau for every shit."
A high-rise block was build and collapsed. Court hearing!
Mr. Sand: "I'm innocent. I got the right grain, no acidity, all fine!"
Mr. Brick: "I'm innocent. Super measurements, super burnt, all fine!"
Mr. Beton. "I'm absolutely innocent, because I was not taking part!"
Then, the house was build new, BUT they forgot the toilet installations!
"What do we do, now??"
"That's easy.
"In the first floor, we stick the baby cot in. They shit in their diapers.
In the second floor, we stick the Volkspolizei in. They are too stupid to shit.
In the third floor, we stick the Stasi in. There, one shits the other on.
In the fourth floor, we stick the State Council in. They must go to Moskau for every shit."
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