"Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy ride." -Betty Davis
"WIRE coat-hangers!!??" -Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford
"Do you feel lucky? Well, do you, punk!" -Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry
"Make it so," -Patrick Stewart as Capt. Picard
"But captain, ah don't have the power!" -James Doohan as Scotty
"Great Caesar's ghost!" -John Hamilton as Perry White
"Jeepers Mr Kent!" -Jack Larson as Jimmy Olson.
"Looks like our work here is done, Tonto." -Clayton Moore as The Lone Ranger
"One son of a bitch goes in, a different son of a bitch comes out!" -Eli Wallach The Good, the Bad & the Ugly.
"Wax on, wax off." -Pat Morita Karate Kid
"It wasn't the airplane. It was beauty killed the beast." Robert Armstrong King Kong
"I love the smell of Napalm in the morning. It smells like victory." -Robert Duvall Apocalypse Now
"Well, I believe in... opening your presents Christmas morning rather than the night before Christmas, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
“I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I expect the same from them.”
The Credo of J.B. Books from "The Shootist"
with John Wayne as J.B. Books.
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