Chuck Norris...

[Mycroft]

Ok, these are great some of my favorite internet humor stuff, they are called Chuck Norris Facts or I call them Chuck Norrises, these are the favorites of the man himself:

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t lifting himself up, he?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

get more on: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

 

[farnham54]

Even better, check out the ORIGINAL source for all things Chuck Norris:

http://www.4q.cc/chuck

Cheers
Craig

 

[Sefton]

I saw Chuck Norris in person at a movie theater when his film "Good Guys Wear Black" (1978) came out. Rather short man. Don't tell him I said that...I don't want to join Waldo in hiding...:whistling

If Chuck's feet and fists don't kill you...his moustache will!

 

[Naama]

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

I like those best!
Great!

Naama

 

[Steve]

This thread is making me feel twice as bad for my pathetic roundhouse kick.

 

[Baggers]

Those are great. I forwarded some to my wife at school, which she promptly passed on to her fellow teachers, and they were a big hit. We remember Chuck Norris rather fondly down here since he pumped such a large amount of money into our local show biz economy over the course of several years while he shot his series "Walker Texas Ranger" locally. Good times.

All jokes aside, I will say that the man is a dedicated professional. I worked on "Walker" for over two seasons and always found him to be quite focused while on the set. I clearly remember several very long days, when we were getting close to going on hiatus, that he was still working when the rest of us were released for the day sometime after 7:00 pm. Television production hews to a very strict timetable (about 7 days for a one hour episode), and he did whatever needed to be done to stay on schedule and within budget.

Cheers!

 

[Vanessa]

Chuck responds:

Chuck Norris Facts

 

["Doc" Devereux]

Chuck responds:

Chuck Norris Facts

... And seems to find the whole thing as funny as we do, which is a real joy to see.

 

[Pilgrim]

His movie "Lone Wolf McQuade" is one of my favorites. Something nice and pure about unabashed chop-socky and 'Murrican iron with a supercharged Dodge Ram and a .44 mag.

That's popcorn and beer heaven, I tell ya! :eusa_clap :eusa_clap :eusa_clap

 

[Lincsong]

I hope when I'm 60 I'm in as good shape as Chuck Norris.