Caption Contest

[CharlieH.]

Darla! You take the Scrabble board off your head this very minute!

 

[The Wolf]

"Oh no, here come the Wisemans. let's go before they notice us.. Oh Mrs. Wiseman I didn't see you there.. I would love to hear about your last vacation."

Sincerely,
The Wolf

 

[Johnnysan]

Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It has been a week since my last confession. In that time, I have pooped on twenty-eight sedans, twelve trucks and one convertible...with one very angry bald guy at the wheel.

 

[Braxton36]

"Let go of my damn finger straight-away or I can promise you quite assuredly that we'll be dining on poached parrot at the rectory tonight!"

 

[Quigley Brown]

 

[deanglen]

Caption Contest Image #3

Perhaps the last, but this is fun!

 

[Haversack]

#1 - ...After he entered the clergy, Bill Smuggs would still get visits from Kiki with news of Jack, Lucy-Ann, Philip, and Dinah.

Haversack

 

[jamespowers]

Perhaps the last, but this is fun!

"Hey don't laugh. If we don't get some money in my cup soon, guess who's on the dinner menu."

Regards,

J

 

[Mike in Seattle]

"The long years of seminary training complete, Father McKenzie released Toodles into the wild to preach the good word to his avian brethren."

lol :eusa_clap lol :eusa_clap lol :eusa_clap lol :eusa_clap lol :eusa_clap

 

[Mike in Seattle]

Perhaps the last, but this is fun!

"...And so I'm thinkin'...they've done 'em with beaver felt...and wool felt...but nobody's every tried Fido felt Fedoras - we'll be rich, I tell you, rich!"

 

[Jack Scorpion]

#3:

See... Now if you were a monkey like that fellow's pet, we'd be in real business, too.

 

[jamespowers]

"...And so I'm thinkin'...they've done 'em with beaver felt...and wool felt...but nobody's every tried Fido felt Fedoras - we'll be rich, I tell you, rich!"

And the dog says: "Use your own hair. Its cold out here. What do you think I am a Chihuahua? I ought to bite you where it hurts!"

Regards,

J

 

[Benny Holiday]

"Hey don't laugh. If we don't get some money in my cup soon, guess who's on the dinner menu."

Regards,

J

Ha ha ha! JP, I'm still laughing half an hour after first reading your caption!
:eusa_clap :eusa_clap :eusa_clap

 

[jamespowers]

Ha ha ha! JP, I'm still laughing half an hour after first reading your caption!
:eusa_clap :eusa_clap :eusa_clap

Why thank you.

Regards,

J

 

[airfrogusmc]

Besides the obvious reason I chose this photo from the stunning Cushman Collection, I'd like to see you wags take a shot at captioning this shot for everyone's enjoyment! lol lol lol :

Have at it! (BTW Should this be a real contest? How would we determine a winner? Poll?)

"Hey father did ya hear the one about the rabbi, the priest, and the hooker, BROOOCH"?

 

[Lauren]

#1 Preacher Mike, in South America, found this bird more applicable to the congregation when giving a sermon on Noah and the ark.
#2 Sasha learned her lifelong lesson that larger hats do not always attract the looks desired from the opposite sex- she would always remember Mary and her simple head kerchief with anger and spite.
#3 "You touch this coffee and your name will be lunch"

 

[deanglen]

#3:

See... Now if you were a monkey like that fellow's pet, we'd be in real business, too.

lol :eusa_clap :eusa_clap lol lol

 

[deanglen]

#1 Preacher Mike, in South America, found this bird more applicable to the congregation when giving a sermon on Noah and the ark.
#2 Sasha learned her lifelong lesson that larger hats do not always attract the looks desired from the opposite sex- she would always remember Mary and her simple head kerchief with anger and spite.
#3 "You touch this coffee and your name will be lunch"

I don't care who you are, now that's funny!:eusa_clap

 

[deanglen]

#1 - ...After he entered the clergy, Bill Smuggs would still get visits from Kiki with news of Jack, Lucy-Ann, Philip, and Dinah.

Haversack

lol lol lol lol lol

 

[shoeshineboy]

Besides the obvious reason I chose this photo from the stunning Cushman Collection, I'd like to see you wags take a shot at captioning this shot for everyone's enjoyment! lol lol lol :

Have at it! (BTW Should this be a real contest? How would we determine a winner? Poll?)

"brawk...Father...i'm not an alter boy...Brawk"...

mark theshoeshine boy