Body Shape

[sheeplady]

lol
Just to be a smarty pants I put in these measurements: 136-12-22. And it calculated. lol This would be an "apple." If you are built like Jane Russell, though, you just aren't a real woman lol lol lol My conclusion: a man designed this.

A man who has never seen a real woman.

 

[LizzieMaine]

A man who has never seen a real woman.

On the internet? I'm shocked, SHOCKED.

 

[Flicka]

She'd have to defy gravity or break her back, poor woman.

 

[SkullChick]

lol
Just to be a smarty pants I put in these measurements: 136-12-22. And it calculated. lol This would be an "apple." If you are built like Jane Russell, though, you just aren't a real woman lol lol lol My conclusion: a man designed this.

Anything over 40 hips does not compute. But a 136 inch bust DOES!!!

lmao yes probably

 

[SkullChick]

hmm rub off patterns... that sound tricky to do but I'm quick learner I'll try that

 

[JennieWren]

My Gramma told me, many years ago, that your body "type" wasn't so much how you were shaped at that moment, but how you put on weight. If your breasts change size and you get a bit of a tummy when you are at a higher weight then you are an apple. If (like me, at least until I started breastfeeding) your bottom just keeps getting bigger and your boobs remain a stubborn A cup, you are a pear. If your bum and bust expand and your waist doesn't (lucky you) then you are an hourglass. I don't know how accurate her assessment is, but I've always remembered it. I assume she gathered this piece of information from a fashion magazine in her youth (which would have been in the late 40's early 50's).