That's to say nothing of my Irvin which I got late last spring and have only worn in the air conditioning.
You need an open top sports car and you need to drive it very, very quickly - that'll make for good Irvin wearing conditions, well until you have to stop for red lights!
Or even better, splash out on an open cockpit biplane then you can wear your Irvin all year round
Joking aside, are you still flying, commercial now you're out of the service?