M Tatterscratch
A-List Customer
- Messages
- 358
- Location
- Near Chicago, America, 1920s
Edward said:Eh, oh, well....
You SEE? I TOLD you!
Edward said:Eh, oh, well....
Chad Sanborn said:Spoken for
sex= not enough! LOL
Pink Dahlia said:IMO what's the point of this:
If this answer pops up as well:
M Tatterscratch said:Mashed potatoes don't guarantee gravy in some households.
T.
The Wingnut said:...nor is a meal all about gravy, either.
Badluck Brody said:4.) I have a size 14 shoe...
Diamondback said:Edward, you're actually pretty close to average--you want short, shall I tell you of the class of sawed-off I am? (Anywhere from 5'2" to 5'6", depending on posture and how much some ill-advised sort has been hacking me off--normal standing is about 5'4", but when I'm pushed too far, my spine straightens a little more, a few other things shift and I gain a measured, not merely appearance of, additional two inches. )
imoldfashioned said:Edward, for some reason this reminds me of what my mother frequently tells my 5'5" self;
"Your father was 6'2" and I'm 5'11"...you're supposed to be taller!"
Oops, sorry Mom, guess I just forgot to keep growing. My fault, clearly.
Edward said:Ah, well. I never get that from my parents - just the "when are you gonig to get married" / "I wish you would meet somebody" crap. I've found accusing them of thinking I'm gay (which they probably do, really) a pretty effective way of shutting them up, though. lol
Edward said:I've found accusing them of thinking I'm gay (which they probably do, really) a pretty effective way of shutting them up, though. lol