A breakdown of Fedora Loungers by sex, location, age and marital status

[Absinthe_1900]

He only snores, he doesn't drool........Actually he snores closer to a buzzsaw.

 

[fourstarbanner]

If you're male, and you can pack into leather like that, you should not be single.

I agree! What a great get-up!

 

[Viola]

He only snores, he doesn't drool........Actually he snores closer to a buzzsaw.

Do I know the girl for him! I have a reddish-brown female pit-mix, who's a total cuddlebug. HER snores sound more like the engine of a putt-putt Vespa, and she whistles kettle-style through her nose. She is also talented enough to bark in her sleep.

-Viola

 

[Pink Dahlia]

fftopic:
My female dog snores like a lumberjack. I have to call to her sometimes it's so loud!

 

[Jovan]

*tries very hard not to make any jokes involving the "B" word*

 

[BegintheBeguine]

Awwww

New thread time?
My three guy pugs are snoring so loudly I can hear them through two rooms. Aww. One barks more asleep than awake and is shy around girl dogs. One pug is a widower, she was a Rottweiler. The third puggy is on the lookout.
I know there is a bunch of bulldogs around here somewhere. Snrrrf.

 

[Jovan]

I'm sure my mom can hook one of them up with her friend's pug. (Though he even scares other dogs in how energetic he is.)

 

[MrNewportCustom]

Here's a hilarious definition of "just friends":
A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around . . . (snip)

Hilarious and true! [huh]

We're also the guys who get "Maybe" for an answer when asking a woman out, which is horrible. It gives us hope even though we know it really means "No."


Me:

Single
Male
43
East of Los Angeles, but not in East Los Angeles, yet not so far east that I’m eating sand. (SGV)
Finally gave up perpetually being any gal’s “best friend.” (see qoute)
Been told I look like a 5’8” Daniel Stern.
Can flirt successfully online. But . . .
Kind of shy and withdrawn in public until I get to know people. (This may have caused some women to think I wasn’t interested.)


Lee
___________________

"There are worse things in this world than being lonely, but I didn't ever want to find out what they were. I was used to lonely. Lonely fit me like an old hunting vest. I would wear it in good health." - Kinky Friedman

 

[thunderw21]

Hilarious and true! [huh]

We're also the guys who get "Maybe" for an answer when asking a woman out, which is horrible. It gives us hope even though we know it really means "No."

Quite right. If there's one piece of advice I'd give to the ladies, I'd say be perfectly blunt even if it will hurt him. Most of us guys would rather have a definite answer and possibly be hurt than a "maybe".

This concludes tonight's lesson, tune in next week...

 

[Pilotguy299]

Male, in Maryland, 45 years old and Married with children.

 

[cookie]

Los Felizes?

Aw. That picture always warms my heart.

I think from that beautiful shot it should be 'los Felizes' no es cierto?

 

[K.D. Lightner]

Female, 64, blissfully single, retired. Some day I will head back into the desert country, for now I am living in Des Moines, Iowa, with my elderly mother.

karol

 

[Rosie]

Female, 29, Brooklyn, NYC, NY, single

 

[panamag8or]

New thread time?
My three guy pugs are snoring so loudly I can hear them through two rooms. Aww. One barks more asleep than awake and is shy around girl dogs. One pug is a widower, she was a Rottweiler. The third puggy is on the lookout.
I know there is a bunch of bulldogs around here somewhere. Snrrrf.

Snoring pugs....I feel 'ya there.lol

 

[ITG]

Newly wed (almost 7 months)
Arlington, TX
31

 

[Jovan]

Stormtrooper escorts?

Best.
Wedding.
Ever.

 

[Diamondback]

Stormtrooper escorts?

Best.
Wedding.
Ever.

Mandalorians woulda been better...lol

 

[pretty faythe]

Star Wars wedding...rocks!

 

[Maj.Nick Danger]

Star Wars wedding...rocks!

Especially when everyone crosses their light sabers and the bride and groom walk under them.

 

[goldwyn girl]

Female
Currently, Las Vegas
33
Married