Sally, That Girl. She's been hanging around The House. I didn't ask why. But it's okay to have someone who doesn't make a mess, and signs for deliveries from Amazon.
"Some girl came while you were gone. Black. Big hair. Big butt. Wearing a business suit. I couldn't see her face. She...
I hate it when you go to jail, but you did not officially go to jail. I was there. Behind the bars. In a filthy cell. But there's no booking. No official admission. They just threw me into the cell for awhile, until they got their plan together. Then into the interview room. When they...
How the world has changed. Today's rights of passage are a little different. Sexting. Oral at Bar Mitzvahs. You are old if you don't get one or the other.
When a lieutenant comes into an interview room, it usually means that it's a big case. Lieutenants usually supervise. They stay behind the 2 way mirror. When this Lieutenant From The Middle of Nowhere started hitting me, the door opened: some guys in suits came in and asked him to leave. I...
Those interview rooms that you see on television, with the steel chair bolted to the floor - they have those in real life. 1 way glass, or 2 way mirror. A camera mounted in the corner along the ceiling. Even the concrete floor. Just as I remembered it as a kid. I feel right at home.
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In 1984, Prince Rogers Nelson and Patricia Apollonia Kotero wrote "Manic Monday". Recorded in 1985 then released in 1986 by The Bangles. In 2020, Billie Joe Armstrong of the band Green Day, collaborated with Susanna Hoffs of the band The Bangles, to release a current version.
Middle School, in my school district, was 6th, 7th, & 8th grade. Before High School. So kids were 11, 12, & 13. Kids smoked at that age. They probably still smoke at that age. They had sex too.
It was in the same era. I dated a girl just like Tiffany on Top of the Pops. She hung out at the mall, had the same fashion sense, even the same hair. When we out out, she had the same dance moves. She has aged just like Tiffany. Now she's also drunk, off-key, has a beer belly, and for...
I travel light. Basic grooming and hygiene items. 3 t-shirts, boxers, and socks. I can put it all into 1 backpack. I'll be wearing my leather A-2 jacket, a wool Pendleton, jeans I got from Oregon State Prison, and Dr. Martens boots.
The plan is to ride overnight to Pahrump. We'll roll...
My friends make a hobby out of trying to get me to marry and have children. Not a pleasant conversation. As they all believe that I can't be happy with a revolving bedroom door of depravity and debauchery.
I'm not getting old. I am old. My holiday shopping is at Home Depot. I bought a couple of 3step ladders.
I spent an hour carefully deboning a turkey. Tunnel it. Get the carcass and thigh bones out. It should save about an hour in cooking time. Only old people do things like that.
The...
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The not-late, great, still living Jackie Chan once remarked in an interview that if you care about the people in your life, you do not need an excuse, once a year, to treat them well. You can make dinner anytime of the year. You can take them out for a meal, anytime of the year. You can give...
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