More generally--- all totalitarianism. They all think that the people are not to be trusted with free choice and freedom in general. They think people are too stupid to make their own choices. :doh:
What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the middle of the road?
- There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
- A Doberman.
What do lawyers and sperm have in...
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. The neighbor happened to be a lawyer.
Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his lawyer neighbor and said, "Hey, if your dog...
1939-1940 was long after he left his post in Germany and was replaced by Hugh Wilson. What did he do from 1933 to 1937? Either way, the administration was completely against him---especially anti-semitic William Phillips. He was called in and sent messages numerous times telling him to leave...
I've got a million of them. :p
What do lawyers use for birth control?
- Their personalities.
What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
- A tick falls off of you when you die.
Why does the law society prohibit sex between...
That Man in the White house had a pretty darned anti-semitic staff around him as well. Just read In the Garden of Beasts by Erik Larson. Telephone Book Dodd had a Hell of a time with FDR and his staff concerning the "Jewish problem." They buried the truth at every turn about how the Jews were...
Oh you want some more lawyer jokes? Good!
A man who was having heart trouble went to the doctor to see what his options were. Naturally, the doctor recommended a heart transplant. The man reluctantly agreed, and asked if there were any hearts immediately available, considering that money was...
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