WHY OH WHY?

[SHARPETOYS]

Why OH Why!!

1)Why do we press harder on the tv remote when we know the batteries are flat?
2)Why do they use steilised needles for death by lethal injection?
3)Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
4)Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
5)Why do people believe you if you say there are 4 billion stars,but always check when you say the paint is wet?
6)Why do people say they slept like a baby...mine wake up every 2 hours.
7)Why does superman stop bullets with his chest but duck when someone throws a revolver at him?
8)Why is it you guys put a man on the moon before you figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases?

 

[Kent Allard]

Well, I can answer a few

I can answer two of these:

2. Because we wouldn't want them to go to hell and be sick. (Thank you to George Carlin for that answer)

5. The same reason they immediately touch the plate that their waitress has been telling them is extrememly hot.

 

[Sergei]

>6)Why do people say they slept like a baby...mine wake up every 2 hours.

I would love to sleep two hours straight. My current mattress is KILIING me.

 

[PrettyBigGuy]

I would love to sleep two hours straight. My current mattress is KILIING me.

Well if you'd stop sleeping in your Expo, you'd probably get better rest!

 

[Mycroft]

3)Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

During WWII, the kamikaze pilots' helemts were not helemets in the way we think of them. They were only to hold on Oxygen masks and radio equipment (headphones), on their heads. They offered littlte to no protection.

 

[Mycroft]

2)Why do they use steilised needles for death by lethal injection?

They sterlize the needles since it is medical procedure, and the people who give lethal injections are doctors, paramedics, etc. Not exacutioners.

 

[jamespowers]

Why OH Why!!

1)Why do we press harder on the tv remote when we know the batteries are flat?

That is why we have children---to change the channels when the batteries wear out.

7)Why does superman stop bullets with his chest but duck when someone throws a revolver at him?

Because bullets just tickle but the gun might mess up his hair.
Any other questions?

Regards to all,

J

 

[Nathan Flowers]

6)Why do people say they slept like a baby...mine wake up every 2 hours.

Man, I know all about this... ours wakes up, stays awake for 2 hours, sleeps for two hours, stays awake for two hours, and does that till she's awake for good at 6am.

I rarely have time to do anything any more!

 

[Ken]

I think the unifyign answer is...


becasue we are stupid!

ken

 

[Deleted member 259]

1)Why do we press harder on the tv remote when we know the batteries are flat?
Subconsciously, we hope the friction from our thumbs will charge the batteries.

2)Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Some germs might mutate with the toxin to form a potion, turning the convict into a super-villian.

3)Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
So we can collect and sell them as rare vintage memorabillia.

4)Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
It dates back to the ancient roman times when square pizzas were offered to the gods as a form of perfection. We have since been cutting corners and the wrath of the gods has come down on us in the form of people who stand in groups and converse on the dance floor.

5)Why do people believe you if you say there are 4 billion stars,but always check when you say the paint is wet?
1. They actually try and count the stars when you aren't looking.
2. I can't actually explain that.

6)Why do people say they slept like a baby...mine wake up every 2 hours.
They work nightshift?

7)Why does superman stop bullets with his chest but duck when someone throws a revolver at him?
It's a clever ploy to show off his lightning-fast ducking power.


8)Why is it you guys put a man on the moon before you figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases?
Wheels are for the weak!

 

[Dalexs]

Why OH Why!!

1)Why do we press harder on the tv remote when we know the batteries are flat?
6)Why do people say they slept like a baby...mine wake up every 2 hours.

1) We kmow that at some point the IR beam will make it too the tv faster then me getting off my duff to replace the batteries...

6) Thats what cough medicine is for!