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A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a
drink. Unfortunately, the locals had a habit of
picking on strangers. So when he finished his drink,
he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into
the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught
it above his head and fired a shot into the ceiling.
''WHICH ONE OF YOU SIDEWINDERS STOLE MY HOSS?'' he
yelled. No one answered. ''ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA HAVE ANOTHA' BEER, AND IF MY
HOSS AIN'T BACK OUTSIDE BY THE TIME I FINISH, I'M
GONNA DO WHAT I DONE IN TEXAS! AND I DON'T LIKE TO
HAVE TO DO WHAT I DONE IN TEXAS!'' Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The cowboy had
another beer, walked outside, and his horse was back!
He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The
bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, ''Say
partner, before you go. . .what happened in Texas?'' The cowboy turned back and said, ''I had to walk
home.''
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drink. Unfortunately, the locals had a habit of
picking on strangers. So when he finished his drink,
he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into
the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught
it above his head and fired a shot into the ceiling.
''WHICH ONE OF YOU SIDEWINDERS STOLE MY HOSS?'' he
yelled. No one answered. ''ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA HAVE ANOTHA' BEER, AND IF MY
HOSS AIN'T BACK OUTSIDE BY THE TIME I FINISH, I'M
GONNA DO WHAT I DONE IN TEXAS! AND I DON'T LIKE TO
HAVE TO DO WHAT I DONE IN TEXAS!'' Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The cowboy had
another beer, walked outside, and his horse was back!
He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The
bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, ''Say
partner, before you go. . .what happened in Texas?'' The cowboy turned back and said, ''I had to walk
home.''
:cheers1:
