The safest state to live

[bburtner@moran]

It isn`t Wyoming!

 

[Paul Roerich]

It's safest to live in a catatonic state.

 

[LizzieMaine]

I'm willing to guess that it's New Hampshire -- which is Maine without the gentrification. Don't let it get around too much though --- my best friend lives there and I wouldn't want her to get disposessed.

 

[Paul Roerich]

As New Hampshire goes, so goes the nation.

 

[m0nk]

I know it ain't PA, that's for sure...

 

[jamespowers]

I'm willing to guess that it's New Hampshire -- which is Maine without the gentrification. Don't let it get around too much though --- my best friend lives there and I wouldn't want her to get disposessed.

Nope. It is Maine. You are now declared safe.

 

[LizzieMaine]

It's safer since they raided those drug guys up the street.

But seriously, it's really awful here, you take your life into your hands every day you leave the house. Don't even *think* of moving here!

 

[jamespowers]

It's safer since they raided those drug guys up the street.

But seriously, it's really awful here, you take your life into your hands every day you leave the house. Don't even *think* of moving here!

Well, it depends on who you listen to. Some say New Hampshire and other say Maine. The internet is fickle.

I say the same thing about California. It is horrible---don't move here. Hippies this means you. You want to move to New York.

 

[Paul Roerich]

So in fact it still is "As Maine goes, so goes the nation."

 

[LizzieMaine]

That's right. Soon the whole United States will be an endlessly quaint street full of toffee-nosed art galleries, overpriced restaurants, and factory outlets selling stuff with American labels that was made in Sri Lanka. Oh you lucky, lucky people.

 

[DesertDan]

Will I be able to get my very own LizzieMaine bobblehead?

 

[kiwilrdg]

Safest from what? Crime, weather, other disasters, environmental dangers, Starbucks coffee:eeek:?

Every state (and country) has areas with some form of problem from each of these and more. Some people are fine in some areas but would have troubles in other areas.

 

[jamespowers]

That's right. Soon the whole United States will be an endlessly quaint street full of toffee-nosed art galleries, overpriced restaurants, and factory outlets selling stuff with American labels that was made in Sri Lanka. Oh you lucky, lucky people.

Oh geez! No thanks.

 

[jamespowers]

Safest from what? Crime, weather, other disasters, environmental dangers, Starbucks coffee:eeek:?

Every state (and country) has areas with some form of problem from each of these and more. Some people are fine in some areas but would have troubles in other areas.

You mean every state has its ghettos?

 

[bburtner@moran]

Vermont...........

 

[jamespowers]

Vermont...........

Newhart agrees with you---especially George.

 

[AtomicEraTom]

Well, it could be that beautiful area outside of Madison and Milwaukee called Wisconsin, but since them two cities are technically part of my beloved home state, I'm gonna say it ain't Wisconsin, either

 

[LizzieMaine]

Safest from what? Crime, weather, other disasters, environmental dangers, Starbucks coffee:eeek:?

Every state (and country) has areas with some form of problem from each of these and more. Some people are fine in some areas but would have troubles in other areas.

The main thing that keeps me here, other than being born here, is that we're fifty miles from the nearest Starbucks. If you want a small coffee or a large coffee here, you order a "small coffee" or a "large coffee" --none of that dopey "venti" and "grande" foolishness.

 

[jamespowers]

The main thing that keeps me here, other than being born here, is that we're fifty miles from the nearest Starbucks. If you want a small coffee or a large coffee here, you order a "small coffee" or a "large coffee" --none of that dopey "venti" and "grande" foolishness.

I think we have eight in my city. I have been in one once, once.

 

[Paul Roerich]

Fairfield, Connecticut, where the real Pepperidge Farm is.

It's hard to imagine anywhere safer than Pepperidge Farm. No meth or Starbucks: just Milano cookies and radio actor Parker Fennelly assuring us that "Pepperidge Farm remembers!" Remembers to stay safe, presumably.



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