The Celluloid Pantry

[jake_fink]

The Aprtment Therapy blog and the celluloid pantry:

Food and drink recipes and references from The Awful Truth and the Thin Man right thorugh The Bicycle Thief and Soylent Green.

http://kitchen.apartmenttherapy.com/food/the-celluloid-pantry/index

I still like Bobby Dupea's recipe for toast.

Bobby: OK, I'll make it as easy for you as I can. I'd like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.

Waitress: A number two, chicken-sal-san, hold the butter, the lettuce and the mayonnaise. And a cup of coffee. Anything else?

Bobby: Yeah. Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.

Waitress: (her face says “oh yeah?”) You want me to hold the chicken, huh?

Bobby: I want you to hold it between your knees.

 

[Doh!]

Lovely spam!

They forgot one (unless TV references don't count):

"...or Lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle p?¢t?©, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam. "