Reminder: Talk Like A Pirate Day

[Story]

Yaargh!
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

 

[KittyT]

To ERR is human... to ARR is pirate.

 

[Lefty]

Happy TLPD, from a longtime Pastafarian.

 

[BeBopBaby]

Straight outta Portsmouth.

 

[Miss Neecerie]

Straight outta Portsmouth.

There are scarier things then pirates in Portsmouth.......trust me

 

[Brian Sheridan]

What's a pirate's favorite fast food place? ARRRRRRBY'S

Why can't pirates win on Wheel of Fortune? Because the only letter they know is RRRRRRRRR

Why's would the pirate parents let their children see the movie? Because it was rated RRRRRRRR.

Thank you, I'm here all week... Remember to tip your wait staff....

 

[Lefty]

Those jokes were harrrifyin'!

 

[Haversack]

Miss Neecerie wrote: "There are scarier things then pirates in Portsmouth.......trust me"

Such as the Andrew on a tear?

Haversack

 

[Fleur De Guerre]

There are scarier things then pirates in Portsmouth.......trust me

Like Pompey fans! AAAIIIIIIIIII!!!!

 

[dhermann1]

Can't let this day go by without acknowledging the only and only Robert Newton, aka the one and only Long John Silver.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Newton
"Ha Harr, Jack, lad!!!"

 

[Story]

There are scarier things then pirates in Portsmouth.......trust me

Doncha mean... Innsmouth?

Yaargh. Tentacles!

 

[SpitfireXIV]

Why's would the pirate parents let their children see the movie? Because it was rated RRRRRRRR.

:eusa_clap that is my all-time favourite Pirate joke.

nowadays, if you talk about booty, everybody gets the wrong idea...ARRRRGH

 

[Warbaby]

I went to pirate school, but I never got beyond the three arrrrs...

 

[Fletch]

Hey all! Who wants to violate some copyrights on out-of-print Big Media properties with negligible market potential?

 

[dhermann1]

My favorite line of the day: "Thems what die'll be the lucky ones!"
Keelhaul the poopdeck! Batten down the mizzenmast!