Overheard on eBay

[Fletch]

Now I've seen auctions with SWING GANGSTER PUNK VINTAGE EMO ROCKABILLY ETC ETC ETC in the headers. That's one thing. But this seller has taken all that and attempted to make a sentence out of it that is supposed to...sell you something?

This is a SUPER NICE!! Retro era designer hip hipster fashion emo punk. Rare and Unique. Must have item this season.

Just stop, willya, please Mister eBay Person?? Just stop??!?!

Sincerely,
A retro era designer hip hipster fashion emo punk.

 

[Maj.Nick Danger]

Key words,...

He forgot to use new-wave, urban and hip-hop.
Obviously a noob-ebayer.

 

[LizzieMaine]

What, no deco?

 

[Daisy Buchanan]

He didn't use "swingin'" either!

 

[jake_fink]

All code for S-U-C-K-E-R.

 

[BegintheBeguine]

Ah, for the good old days of records where everything was ELVIS or BEATLES.

 

[RedPop4]

Y'all forgot "Pimp"

 

[Marc Chevalier]

And "gangsta" with an "a".

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[Warlock]

All this is making me queasy!

 

[Absinthe_1900]

What, no deco?

That's for the radio section.

 

[Fletch]

What, no deco?

That's for the radio section.

Where it describes anything predating stereo.