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Back when I had a full beard, a homeless man thought I was Dennis Miller. Or, as he put it, "You're that guy on Monday Night Football." My immediate thought was, "How the hell does this guy know who hosts Monday Night Football? Does he watch the games at a friend's house?" I assured him I wasn't then went on my merry way.
Another time, I was sitting outside a Starbucks and this guy walks by, stops, and does a double-take. I asked him if I could help him and he said, "Sorry. I thought you were George Lucas." (Yes, George Lucas spends most mornings at Starbucks.)
Of the two, I'd rather look like Dennis Miller -- at least he doesn't have a bullfrog chin.
Another time, I was sitting outside a Starbucks and this guy walks by, stops, and does a double-take. I asked him if I could help him and he said, "Sorry. I thought you were George Lucas." (Yes, George Lucas spends most mornings at Starbucks.)
Of the two, I'd rather look like Dennis Miller -- at least he doesn't have a bullfrog chin.