If You Could Fill These Graves With Any Four Loungers

[Baron Kurtz]

one more point towards Senator Jack's tally, i see . . .

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[Senator Jack]

Stop that! It's Silly.​

 

[Baron Kurtz]

If you could dig up . . .

. . .

maybe not

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[Orgetorix]

If you could dig up...

. . .

maybe not

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I think MudInYerEye already answered that one, but his reply seems to have been deleted.

 

[Senator Jack]

Not deleted. Redacted.

 

[Baron Kurtz]

Aren't the graves filled already?

Biltmore Bob, Dusty Rhodes, Shamus, Harry Lime, Robert! . . . oops that's five.

dontcha miss heated arguments about underwear and the colour pink?

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[Senator Jack]

And here's the gravedigger. Gotta LOVE that maniacal left hand.

 

[Marc Chevalier]

Stop that! It's Silly.​

You read my mind!


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[Baron Kurtz]

You haul sixteen tons, and whaddaya get? another day older . . . and a claw hand from holding a shovel. Pity the poor henchman as Mr Guthrie used to say (or was that immigrant? eh?)

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[rockyj]

All those guys beat me on bids on lids on ebay

Won't post yer handles but HEY![huh]

 

[Jack Scorpion]

The four with the best vintage collections. Forged wills and double indemnity scams included.

 

[Phil]

I e
II B
III a
IV y

 

[happyfilmluvguy]

if I get into trouble....

Henry Frankenstein was my inspiration. I blame the movies.

Court adjourned

 

[Doh!]

1. Senator Jack
2. Senator Jack
3. Senator Jack
4. Senator Jack

(See, I plan to draw and quarter him and then go steal his Shag collectibles.)

 

[WEEGEE]

Stereo 8

Doh!,


Don't forget his (Senator Jack) 8-track cartridge collection.lol

 

[Caledonia]

Chevalier - because he always bests me in last wording...
Senator Jack - because he deserves it for incorrigible-ness
The third goes to whoever looks prettier than me (Aaaw com'n - you thought I wasn't a girl with girl stuff going on?!!! )
The fourth is for compost. Nothing like a nicely turned bit of soil to bury your scraps in.

But I'd dig you all up again 'cos what's the fun elsewise . Of course that might be difficult if I'm in Number 3, but what's life about if not a challenge! (obviously no need to dig up the kitchen scraps, unless someone has a particular problem with that, in which case I am delighted to oblige)

 

[Marc Chevalier]

1. Happy Stroller,
2. Happy Stroller,
3. Happy Stroller, and ...
4. Happy Stroller.


"Rest in Pieces."

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[Caledonia]

Ooooh, that is mean!

I will hencetoforth repair to Ayr beach and bury myself in the traditional up to the neck sarcophagus of glittering sand and await the tide, which from memory will dismantle said sarc in the snap of a crab's claw and release me from my self-inflicted purgatory.

Then again, that last comment might not have been directed at me. Hmmm - sand in the underwear for nothing - decisions, decisions.

 

[Marc Chevalier]

Then again, that last comment might not have been directed at me.

It wasn't. There was an Internet troll who infiltrated the Lounge a while back. Guess what his monniker was? Happy Stroller.

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[Lincsong]

It's alive!!!!!!!

4. Lincsong, because he was asking for it.

I don't live in Oregon, I WANT TO LIVE!!!!!!!!