kiltie
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You may or may not remember my ill fated tongue in cheek "I Hate Hats" thread last May, but here's one from the gut:
It's rodeo season here in S.A., and things being what they are, a friend of mine and I ( mistakenly ) thought it would be a good idea to go to some C&W type places. I donned my Resistol Open Road type hat and hit the road. No incident at the first joint - smooth sailing. A coupla beers, listen to the house band, look at the girls... everything's okay. Unfortunately (?) like most places looking for a broader fan base, this place tended to get into the "poppier" fare. I'm not the world's biggest C&W fan, but I have a lot less use for top 40. That meant it was time to pull up stakes and move to higher ground.
The next stop was another popular C&W night spot. Now, like any other big town ( 1,500,000 pop ), S.A. has got it's problems with gangs, etc... A lot of places have adopted a policy in which you can't wear a hat, thus, ostensibly, not display colors. Long story short, I WENT TO A COUNTRY BAR, AND THEY WOULDN'T LET ME WEAR AN OPEN ROAD INSIDE!!! At the door, I was rebuffed, not by a 20-something-ish bouncer kid, but a man of at least 55 who looked me straight in the face and told me I couldn't take my hat in. I pointed through the door at another fella wearing your run-o-the-mill Stetson Western ( no offense - I'm not familiar with the styles ) and indicated that he had on essentially the same hat, only creased differently. The man was not moved by this, and restated I could not wear my hat into the bar. I'm not absolutly sure, but I may have used some profanity ( hey, it was 12:45 ), thus ensuring I would be denied admittance, but I couldn't have given a rotten fig.
Here's a grown up man who presumably grew up in a time when hats were FAR more common, and he doesn't recognize the hat HANK FLIPPING WILLIAMS WORE!!! What in the name of all that is holy!?! I can't imagine what particular dementia has afflicted the poor man, but perhaps we should keep him in our prayers.
Disclaimer: I'll add this, since it was lost in translation last time - I don't really hate hats. It's meant to be ironic.
It's rodeo season here in S.A., and things being what they are, a friend of mine and I ( mistakenly ) thought it would be a good idea to go to some C&W type places. I donned my Resistol Open Road type hat and hit the road. No incident at the first joint - smooth sailing. A coupla beers, listen to the house band, look at the girls... everything's okay. Unfortunately (?) like most places looking for a broader fan base, this place tended to get into the "poppier" fare. I'm not the world's biggest C&W fan, but I have a lot less use for top 40. That meant it was time to pull up stakes and move to higher ground.
The next stop was another popular C&W night spot. Now, like any other big town ( 1,500,000 pop ), S.A. has got it's problems with gangs, etc... A lot of places have adopted a policy in which you can't wear a hat, thus, ostensibly, not display colors. Long story short, I WENT TO A COUNTRY BAR, AND THEY WOULDN'T LET ME WEAR AN OPEN ROAD INSIDE!!! At the door, I was rebuffed, not by a 20-something-ish bouncer kid, but a man of at least 55 who looked me straight in the face and told me I couldn't take my hat in. I pointed through the door at another fella wearing your run-o-the-mill Stetson Western ( no offense - I'm not familiar with the styles ) and indicated that he had on essentially the same hat, only creased differently. The man was not moved by this, and restated I could not wear my hat into the bar. I'm not absolutly sure, but I may have used some profanity ( hey, it was 12:45 ), thus ensuring I would be denied admittance, but I couldn't have given a rotten fig.
Here's a grown up man who presumably grew up in a time when hats were FAR more common, and he doesn't recognize the hat HANK FLIPPING WILLIAMS WORE!!! What in the name of all that is holy!?! I can't imagine what particular dementia has afflicted the poor man, but perhaps we should keep him in our prayers.
Disclaimer: I'll add this, since it was lost in translation last time - I don't really hate hats. It's meant to be ironic.