Dave's Leather Jacket ...dinosaur skin, diamonds and cigarette smoke??

[BobJ]

Dave's Leather Jacket is an ancient relic rumoured to be woven out of Dinosaur skin, diamonds, and cigarette smoke. It was first discovered by The Fonz in 1974, and was subsequently scientifically proven to increase the wearer's badass level by 254 times, making it a very powerful item indeed.

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http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User:Standard_Enemy_AI/Dave's_Leather_Jacket

 

[Bunyip]

Classic....I believe George W Bush stole it for 2 terms....