Clean Jokes

[HoosierDaddy]

What is GDR..??

 

[Trenchfriend]

What is GDR..??

DDR, 1949-1990.

 

[Zachary]

GDR = German Democratic Republic, former communist East Germany (where also I do have my roots).

Another one, how do they call the Christmas Angel in the GDR?

Winged End-of-the-Year Doll.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Thanks for the explanation Zachary.
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[Hurricane Jack]

 

[Hurricane Jack]

Read "covid".

 

[Hurricane Jack]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Hurricane Jack]

 

[Hurricane Jack]

 

[Hurricane Jack]

Same principal applies to hats.

 

[MisterCairo]

What does a snail say when it catches a ride on the back of a tortoise?




"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

 

[Benny Holiday]

Here's one I made up for the amusement of my daughter, who shares my warped sense of humour. Hope it appeals to you wrestling fans out there.
Q: What does a cannibal consider good value?
A: Entree the Giant.

 

[Trenchfriend]

"Nibble, nibble, gnaw, who is nibbling at my little house?

Crispy, crispy, crasa, what jerk crunched on my ******* Wasa??"

 

[Frunobulax]

What does a snail say when it catches a ride on the back of a tortoise?




"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

A snail won the lottery. All of his snail friends asked him, "What are you going to d owith the windfall?"

He told them, "I'm going to buy myself a nice, brand new Cadillac, and take it out and have the letter "S" emplazoned on the hood."

"Why?" they asked, "your name is Frank, why the 'S'?"

"Well," he said, "when I drive down the street, I want everybody to say, 'Look at that "S" car go!'"

 

[Hurricane Jack]

 

[Hurricane Jack]

 

[Bamaboots]

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I hit the like button even though I usually draw the line at doughnut jokes.

 

[Hurricane Jack]

I hit the like button even though I usually draw the line at doughnut jokes.

Touché.

 

[tonyb]

It was called a jumpoline before your mother got on it.