Clean Jokes

[Hurricane Jack]

 

[GHT]

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She probably missed the letters GL in the middle word.

 

[Zombie_61]

She probably missed the letters GL in the middle word.

Not to mention she's actually at Target.

 

[Hurricane Jack]

Not to mention she's actually at Target.

Sorry, I wouldn't know that.
I picked this up from another website. I've never been to a Target store in my life, but I can see how that would suck the humor out of it for those who have.

 

[Bamaboots]

 

[Zombie_61]

^ "Skillfully combined with a number of other ingredients".

 

[Frunobulax]

 

[Frunobulax]

 

[Frunobulax]

 

[Frunobulax]

 

[Bamaboots]

 

[Bamaboots]

 

[Bamaboots]

This cowboy walks into a bar and orders a beer. His hat is made of brown wrapping paper, his shirt and vest are made of waxed paper, and his chaps, pants, and boots are made of tissue paper. Pretty soon they arrest him for rustling.

 

[3fingers]

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Where your dog has to be vaccinated, but your kids don't because "rights".

 

[Bamaboots]

 

[LizzieMaine]

That's enough with the political memes. It's not done here.

 

[vitanola]

Let's not get off on a tangent discussing the Frankfurt School. There's no humor in that.

Sent directly from my mind to yours.

Oh, I don't know. You might come up to spend the week-end at the Grand Hotel Abyss. It is quite pleasant from time to time.

Lately I have found it perplexing in the extreme to note that those who reflexively reject the Yama-Yama man which is their image of the Neue Schule are quickest to adopt an unfortunate exaggeration of its nihlistic tendencies. That's not at all funny, or at least I don't get the joke.

Speaking of which: "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was Aardvark."

 

[Edward]

Speaking of which: "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was Aardvark."

You don't know about the word.

Everybody knows that bird is the word...

 

[vitanola]

Well if bird is indeed the word:

 

[GHT]

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Don't mock your wife's choices, you're one of them.

The perfect greeting card for your preacher.