Clean Jokes

[BobHufford]

We are 16 days into self-isolation and it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks. It breaks my heart to see her like this. I have thought very hard about how I can cheer her up. I have even considered letting her in – but rules are rules.

 

[Hurricane Jack]

 

[Hurricane Jack]

 

[GHT]

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The times that I have rubbed my eyes after chopping chillies. Here's the perfect solution.

 

[LuvMyMan]

You all are getting some damned funny stuff posted here...LOL! Thanks!

 

[Hurricane Jack]

The coronavirus has mutated. Stay off the streets!

 

[Zombie_61]

 

[BobHufford]

 

[BobHufford]

 

[BobHufford]

 

[Frunobulax]

Has anybody told the Amish what's going on?

 

[BobHufford]

 

[BobHufford]

 

[Zombie_61]

 

[Zombie_61]

 

[Trenchfriend]

Halle, early GDR times.

A man comes to the railstation and goes through the platform-barrier.
Suddenly, a railway staff man screams:

"Heeey, don't shove so much!!"

The man:
"Why "shove"? I'm still all alone!!

Railway staff man:
"I despite have to say this. It's my instruction!"

 

[BobHufford]

 

[GHT]

My friend texted me to say that being housebound was getting to him. "It's like being behind bars," he moaned. "Sounds good to me," I thought.

 

[Hurricane Jack]

From my cousin

 

[Hurricane Jack]

My friend texted me to say that being housebound was getting to him. "It's like being behind bars," he moaned. "Sounds good to me," I thought.
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I spy my chair.