*Warning: spleen-cleaning ahead, scenes of unfocused anger and general disgruntlement; sweet people may be offended*
I think movies are getting worse by the second. Films and filmakers are getting more desperate and willing to sink to all new lows... I mean, James Cameron can't stop talking about 3D.... 3D!?!?!
There are a number of websites that provide as "content" little bits of trivia designed to interest us in the upcoming debacles Hollywood is planning to dump on us. Ain't it Cool News is one of the worst for its tone, managing to be both gormless and pretentious, and for it's absolutely hideous design. There are many many others, among them, ComingSoon.net.
Recently I posted a thread related to an item on CS.net, the item being that Peter Dinklage would play the villain in the upcoming Underdog movie. It is while reading items like that I resolve to get more fresh air, to take up cello and to reread all of Dosoyevsky... and then I get mad. Let me put aside my innermost private personal feelings (and my personality disorder) for now and focus on the item itself, a blantant plant or shill by Dinklage's or Underdog The Movie's publicity hack (match me, Sidney), because, frankly, who but someone with a financial interest in this dreck could possibly care. So, along with proving that the law of diminishing returns is Hollywood's guiding principle, it proves, yet again, that the internet has nothing like what Hemingway once described as an unshakeable s#!t detector.
And now, in my idle minutes between meaningful and useful industry, I come across this insanity:
http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=14284
Another occasion for self-serving publicity on CS.net.
This time it hit a real nerve. The item - save yourself some time and don't bother reading it - is a paen to Luke Wison and a preview of all the goodies he has in store for us. My problem is that Luke Wilson and his brother Owen represent one of the big problems I have with the modern movie industry, the inexplicable overuse of and even stardom of actors who cannot act. Of course there have always been stars and "actors" who cannot act but they often have something called charisma, they are fascinating, or at least interesting enough that they work on the screen, even if they aren't all Laurence Oliviers. But Luke Wilson!?!?
Oh how I dislike those useless Wilsons. Luke, we are told, has starred in "some of the most daring and darkest comedies" of the last ten years. The cloth ear of the writer aside, though this crepitant diction puts my teeth on edge, this is blatantly untrue; since Bottle Rocket he has been in, to my reckoning, a non-stop, fast-flowing stream of cinematic sewage, and all without moving a single, stoic muscle on his unremarkable face! Somebody, somewhere is putting a lot of effort into manufacturing Luke Wilson's nominal stardom while the "creatives" in the industry seem less able to create anything of worth than the proverbial monkeys at their typewriters. It's enough to make a cineaste despair!
I'm going to end now with a question that I hope you can help me with, if you made it this far. Who are the great actors of this generation? I don't want to lead your answers, so I'll refrain from naming the greats of the past as examples, but I will say that I can't think of a single actor or actress currently at work in film who is anything but marginally passable occassionally.
But then, what do they have to work with.
Dismally yours,
Jake_Fink
I think movies are getting worse by the second. Films and filmakers are getting more desperate and willing to sink to all new lows... I mean, James Cameron can't stop talking about 3D.... 3D!?!?!
There are a number of websites that provide as "content" little bits of trivia designed to interest us in the upcoming debacles Hollywood is planning to dump on us. Ain't it Cool News is one of the worst for its tone, managing to be both gormless and pretentious, and for it's absolutely hideous design. There are many many others, among them, ComingSoon.net.
Recently I posted a thread related to an item on CS.net, the item being that Peter Dinklage would play the villain in the upcoming Underdog movie. It is while reading items like that I resolve to get more fresh air, to take up cello and to reread all of Dosoyevsky... and then I get mad. Let me put aside my innermost private personal feelings (and my personality disorder) for now and focus on the item itself, a blantant plant or shill by Dinklage's or Underdog The Movie's publicity hack (match me, Sidney), because, frankly, who but someone with a financial interest in this dreck could possibly care. So, along with proving that the law of diminishing returns is Hollywood's guiding principle, it proves, yet again, that the internet has nothing like what Hemingway once described as an unshakeable s#!t detector.
And now, in my idle minutes between meaningful and useful industry, I come across this insanity:
http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=14284
Another occasion for self-serving publicity on CS.net.
This time it hit a real nerve. The item - save yourself some time and don't bother reading it - is a paen to Luke Wison and a preview of all the goodies he has in store for us. My problem is that Luke Wilson and his brother Owen represent one of the big problems I have with the modern movie industry, the inexplicable overuse of and even stardom of actors who cannot act. Of course there have always been stars and "actors" who cannot act but they often have something called charisma, they are fascinating, or at least interesting enough that they work on the screen, even if they aren't all Laurence Oliviers. But Luke Wilson!?!?
Oh how I dislike those useless Wilsons. Luke, we are told, has starred in "some of the most daring and darkest comedies" of the last ten years. The cloth ear of the writer aside, though this crepitant diction puts my teeth on edge, this is blatantly untrue; since Bottle Rocket he has been in, to my reckoning, a non-stop, fast-flowing stream of cinematic sewage, and all without moving a single, stoic muscle on his unremarkable face! Somebody, somewhere is putting a lot of effort into manufacturing Luke Wilson's nominal stardom while the "creatives" in the industry seem less able to create anything of worth than the proverbial monkeys at their typewriters. It's enough to make a cineaste despair!
I'm going to end now with a question that I hope you can help me with, if you made it this far. Who are the great actors of this generation? I don't want to lead your answers, so I'll refrain from naming the greats of the past as examples, but I will say that I can't think of a single actor or actress currently at work in film who is anything but marginally passable occassionally.
But then, what do they have to work with.
Dismally yours,
Jake_Fink