Patient: Will I be okay, Doc?
Dr: I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus.
Patient: Aw, I don't believe in all that astrology stuff.
Dr: Me either. My thermometer just broke.
Not far from where I live is a suburb called Merrylands. Southwestern Sydney has an enormous Arab population with an entrenched organised crime problem. They are constantly running drive by shootings on each other's homes, peppering half the street with bullets as they go. Merrylands is far from...
Love that video. When a kid realises what you've got to pay to live in the adult world. My kids are still at the age where they think I'm a mobile automated money dispensing machine. They, too, will one day have the shock of discovering the value of money when you've got to earn it and pay a ton...
I will just add for those NSW authorities reading this that the above is purely humour, I do not play golf and if I did, I would not have done so over the course of the past 2 months.
On the subject of the news, updates on TV here were always called news breaks or news bulletins. On the bottom of the screen there would be a bar with graphics that read "news bulletin".
A litte while back the geniuses at channel 9 decided to change that to "news alert." Now most people I know...
I've never sold a jacket but once I did come across a rare 1940s Australian suit in great condition in a thrift store. It was very small, too small for me and I'm a 36 in US suits and 38 in British, and I knew that a particular member here (Baron Kurtz) would love it. I bought it and sold to him...
Oh man, I'm a disgrace. In my defence, I live in Australia and it's mostly hot here. Anyways:
Aero: 2
AVI leather: 1
SJC: 1
R Jays (Australian motorcycle brand): 1.
That's it. I'll now hang my head in shame and withdraw . . .
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